Continuing from Part 1: Toys to Make You Cream and Scream in 2018
Pick a Pack of Peppers for your Pecker’s Pleasure. After enjoying Emoji-inspired kinkery with 10 vibration settings and 3 different emoji choices that are 100% waterproof, you’ll never again use the chili, banana or aubergine/eggplant to punctuate your IMs without wanting to masturbate.
PicoBong Transformer Gender Bender
This transformer may not turn into a battle-bot but it does something even better! A versatile sex toy, this baby has something for everyone! Dual end flexible Transformer is a double-ended vibrator. Works for every gender, sexuality or experience level. It can be shared with (a) partner(s) simultaneously or just as fun for one. Use as a prostate/G-spot/clit stimulator or cock ring. It comes in yellow, blue and pink.
Clitty Clitty Bang Bang: Fun for the Chick Clits:
The Lelo Sona Cruise uses sonic waves and pulses to excite the clit and resonant deeply with cruise-control for frustration-free use. This isn’t quite on par with my beloved Magic Wand but, dayum, it comes close. ????
Comical but no Relief
Cock Cone of Shame by OXBALLS keeps that bad dog facing downward. Perfect for chastity pets with a love for cock torture and a solid helping of humiliation.