The Cabinet of Curiosities of a Phone Fantasist

Cabinet of Curiosities of a Phone Fantasist  

Welcome to My Gallery; the Carnal Cabinet Chock Full of a Curious Kink-ified Collection of Strange Facts From Fetish Femdom Exploration and Beyond. As a phone fantasist, I have heard a lot! 

For all my Unusual Phone Fantasy Fans here are some fun kinky facts/

Don’t lie to beauty’s eye when you behold her….

-Telling a convincing lie to someone is much more difficult when you find them sexually attractive.

 Low calories AND gluten-Free!

-Sperm contains approx. 5 calories….so CEI and subbie cocksuckers have no fear!

-Sex burns off on average of about 100 calories (maybe more depending on how long it lasts and positions.

– On average,  two to five million sperm are released during ejaculation….. No wonder he’s so sleepy after

-During any given period, women who read romance novels have a tendency to have twice as many lovers as those who don’t. Does Erotica count you think?

– Almost a third of all women over 80  still have sex with their spouse or boyfriend (OR BOTH 😉 )

Maybe not faster than a speeding bullet but….

-When a man ejaculates, the initial spurt travels at 28 miles per hour.

-The testes increase in size by 50% when a man is sexually aroused.

Goddess Worship

The word “clitoris” is Greek meaning “divine and goddess like.” So come show your respect at our temples.

 

What kind of kinks and phone fantasies get you hot? What kind of world would you like a phone fantasist to weave for you?

 

~*Fiona la Femme Fatale*~
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