Try A Spring Fling w/ A Cock Ring


Cock Ring Stainless Steel

My colorful fave for CBT is this anodized stainless steel titanium  ring from


A-Tisket A-Tasket

Tango w/ A Tenga Eggs Basket


“Different Strokes For Different Yolks”

Single use male masturbators  You peel and crack open these little fellas to reveal an “ona-cup.” These masturbation sleeves offer different internal textures and pattern options to choose from: Wavy with horizontal ripples, Twister with vertical ones, Silky has a delicate thread-spun surface, Spider is lined with a webbed lace pattern, Clicker has spheres that are protruding & Stepper has notched out semi-circles. You can stimulate the penis head or stretch the sleeve down the entirety of the shaft. These li’l guys will please even the most discerning of stroker Enjoy your egg-cellent orgasm -if Mistress says so!


Wireless iTap Egg

-The iTap California Novelty extravagant Egg is  touch activated.  You tap it hence the pun name -no switches, or buttons.

-It “vibrates, pulsates and escalates” and looks discreet.  Great for a novice toy user.
-Phthalate Free! Perfect for sissy clits, anal aficionados, gurls and gals! 


Liberator Fascinator Throe

-Essential for squirters!

-Plush throw lined for maximum absorption and comfort. Now there is no longer a need to worry about your massage oils or hot wax staining your sheets! Duo sided, one is soft ad fluffy and the other is satin lined with a moisture loving barrier (satin  is also good for you thrashers since it will keep your hair un-mussed as well). 


Add in a festive carrot plug and you’ve got a party started right! 

“They might not improve your vision, but they’ll definitely improve your attitude.”

…Well if Hindsight is 20/20 lol 😉 for more fun puns and anal accompaniments

-Hand dipped toys in a  platinum cure silicone rubber that’s heat  resistant

-Cleverly cute design for a ergonomical orgasm!

**No joke the carrot duo is called Plugs Bunny Gotta love that!**



Happy Spring Everyone & Stay Tuned For Upcoming Posts On DIY BDSM Toys (for all of you crafty kinksters out there that like a more economical and basic approach to erotica)