More Q/A from Email Inquiries:
 
âWhatâs your type?â -Lucas
I get this question very often. I guess the common denominator of ALL my fave types of boy toys is they all possess the following: A strong artistic/creative bent, wickedly witty sense of humor, an open & sharp mind, compassion, and a healthy distrust of blind faith in the status quo. It should go without saying that they all must be able to deal with a fully liberated lady that has no use for a conventional style of living.
âWhat is your fave cocktail?â -Sammy
Whiskey Sour in the fall, Hot Toddies in the winter, and Frozen Margaritas in the spring/summer. I also have a soft spot for the Trailer Park Princess, which I developed a taste for when living in the boonies of VA. Itâs basically a cherry Artic Rush from Dairy Queen mixed with vodka. Like everything else, I like variety in my drinks. đ
âWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?â -Carrie
I hope to still be kicking around this world and continuing my tyranny on unsuspecting subbies. đ I feel I have in many ways lived many life times crammed in my two decades on this planet and I figure I must have done something right to wind up feeling as content as I am currently. Happiness is a choice I try to dedicate myself to and I encourage everyone to do the same. Live lavishly darlings!
âWhat is a fetish you are dying to try but have not yet had the opportunity to?â -Toni
I guess this would be considered a subset of food fetish/sexy food play, human furniture and  CFNM : Nantaimori, which is the act of eating sushi off of a (sexy) naked and vulnerable man. (Nyotaimori is the Female form of âbody sushiâ in which itâs a woman thatâs decorated as a platter/table for the entrĂ©e). I love the idea of a well-sculpted, muscular man being made to submit to me. The sushi, in my case I prefer veggie sushi such as avocado, cucumber and tofu, is served on a bed of long banana leaves and the modelâs body temperature warms up the sushi to the perfect degree. I have yet to find a suitable boytoy that can stay still enough and isnât too ticklish for this endeavor though. In my fantasy he hand-rolls the sushi himself AND washes the dishes after. – đ
Oh gosh I hate the question `Where do you see yourself in 5 years?’
Employers often ask it, and they think it helps them find people who have drive – but it really it helps them find people that know how to give an answer they want to hear.
lol I always find it challenging since I tend to improvise and play it by ear. Life is so unpredictable after all.
Employer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Alice: In five years I see myself going through a messy divorce with your sister, so I plan to work really hard in order to afford a ruthless lawyer.
btw, can you put in a good word with her for me? She’s hot.
LMAO -just had reminiscences of Office Space pour through my mind. “This guy’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!”
Dear Fiona;
I must see that I am truly inspired after I read your ‘food fetish’ fantasy answer. My mind is already working on a fantasy idea to fit that theme. You wrote that up very well, and I can definitely picture that erotic scene which you painted with your words.
Very nice done!!
Best wishes and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
JJ
Merry Tidings to you as well! I so look forward to reading and recording your imaginative erotic tales. You are an amazing writer. Can’t wait to have the collection in the audio store and do up a post on your wonderful sizzling stories. ;0)
Oh this is great to read. Thanks! I know interviewers who ask things like “How are you like your father?” And I always want to answer “Well, Dad prefers pumps and minis, and I’m more of a business skirt and sensible flats kind of guy.” Sigh. Maybe one day when I truly don’t care. Oh and I love what you look for in boy toys. Where do I apply? I have quite a few of those traits, not to mention modesty, lol.
I am also accepting applications darling đ XOXO