Panty-cake Patty: “So, is masturbation a real thing or is it just something here?”
Masturbation Proclamation
Masturbation May is an actual national celebration! There is an interesting history surrounding this masturbation manifesto. How could there not be? It all started in 1994 when the Surgeon General Jocelyn Elder was fired. They called it enforced resignation officially but we all know it means fired. Why was she fired you wonder? Well in a little q/a session after a speech she gave at the United Nations World Aids day she was asked by a member in the audience about masturbation being potentially promoted as a means of safe sex and a better alternative to sexual activity earlier in life.
Her reply was:
“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.” (via the-examiner.com)
Seriously?! That’s what was considered controversial?
At least some good came out of this travesty because by 1995 in good ol’ San Fran it was decided by staff of the Good Vibrations sex toy company that is was an unfair assault on our right to self-pleasure and jerk-off to our heart’s content. It is the life, liberty and pursuit of happiness we all deserve.
Masturbation Myths
Now deemed antiquated and obvious falsehoods these are a few crazy examples of what masturbation was blamed for (most likely by the puritanical to shame those that indulged):
-Caused sexual dysfunction
-Gave you hairy palms
-Caused myopathy
Thankfully for 98% of the population none of the above issues are true there would be lots of follicle endowed hands if that was true.
On the contrary here are a few Masturbation Benefits:
-It’s the causation of stress-busting endorphins being released which in turn strengthens the immune system
-Helps promote safe sexual exploration (no need to worry about pesky STDs or unattended pregnancies)
-Increases the sexual appetite and understanding of our own bodies and how to pleasure them either solo or with a partner & masturbation can actually improve your sex life
-Strengthens the pelvic floor muscles and can elevate cramps in women as well as help extend orgasm control in contracting and relaxing the p-muscles. And for men in helps protect the prostate gland from infection.
-Increases and redistributes blood flow for better circulation and boosting pain relief
-Energizing and it’s also an calorie-burning exercise!
How perfect that it’s celebrated in the mists of May’s return of the sun & all that fecund fuckery there within!
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Can we also have “self pleasure September”?
I’m all for it!
Ms. Fiona, Everyone enjoys Masturbation you can go as long or as short as one like and you can make it as personalized as you please. Plus you get to have some release and there’s no other person to negotiate time or responsibilities. So guys you don’t have to be labeled as a “pervert” to masturbate, do it and have fun! Happy Masturbation May!
That is a great point! It’s all about whatever whims you are in the mood for -instant gratification or slow and relaxed. No need to worry about anything else.
I plan on doing a lot of masterbation in may! It’s been a month and half that I got off untill last night. I put on my bra/panty/pumps/lipstick used my hatachi magic wand with lotsa lube and got off. I plan on masterbating a lot this month. With this 4 mistress promotion having 4 mistresses turn/make/dress me as their cream puff sissy girl.
I don’t think any reluctant sissy would stand a fighting chance 😉
I wouldn’t. Not against you Ms Fiona sitting on my lap giving me lipstick kisses and having me wear nothing but a matching pink bra/panty set with pumps on.
I think I can find a lipstick shade that suits us both 😉
I feel so helpless, weak,submissive & feminine wearing nothing but a bra/panty with pumps with you sitting in my lap:( everytime you give me a lipstick kiss I feel weaker and weaker. Also my body is changing into a more soft, petite bodyy and my nails are growing longer as is my hair and my breasts are getting bigger:( what shade did you pick out?
A shade dark enough to leave a mark 😉
Everytime you kiss me me cock gets bigger & bigger:( that dark burgendy shade really stands out on my cheeks with your lipstick imprint. At makeup counter everyone can see us:( they all are giggling as they can see my bra under my white long sleeve button down shirt and my panties under my yoga pants.:(
Yoga pants are a major staple in my wardrobe too 😉
Do you wear knee high/ankle boots with yoga pants as well as leggings?
In the fall especially, yes. In the summer I favor strappy heels or ballet flats unless I’m working out 😉
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