CFNM: Guide To Looking Good Naked
How To Look Dressed To The Nines Even WhilstΒ Donning A Birthday Suit ThatΒ You Feel IsΒ Less Than A Ten
All It Takes Is A Little Inge-nudity!
Remember the infamous Seinfeld episode where the gang pontificates on Good Vs. Bad Naked? If yes skip to the next paragraph, if no -well then frankly I feel sorry for yaΒ cuz that was a rip-roaring good one. Methinks you must educate yourself and get thee to Hulu to see, “The Apology” Season 9 Episode 9 unless you require an OTK spanking to smack some sense into you first.The following tips and tricks with help you look your very best.Β You may be a proud exhibitionist, or maybe more of the sad, small-dicked humiliation-slut, CFNM fancier but either way you can look your best subbie-self by perusing the following:
Always Hold Yourself In The Proper Posture -Is your stance pre-posture-ous? hehe Always stand up straight shoulders up and out and chest arched slightly forward.
Use Lotion -Isn’t Just For Jerking Off. Your Skin needs nourishmentΒ externally to stay smooth, soft and supple
Hydrate -H2O for internal replenishing.
Go For Mood Lighting -Even supermodels know that fluorescent lights don’t make anyone look their best. Soft light with a subtle pinkΒ or yellowΒ glow, natural (ooo moonlight is always sexy) or candlelightΒ π
Avoid Goosebumps And Sweat-Regulate the temperature if possible so you are not verklempt and clammy or chilly.
Manscape/Groom -Trim a little if au naturale, shave or wax. ItΒ not only looks inviting but feels amazing to have skin on skin contact. And yes, it makes your cock look bigger. Sissies have no fear, tucking
Eat Right and Exercise Β -Goes Without saying but it’s helpful to have a reminderΒ for aΒ healthy, happy body. Masturbation and wild sex can burn caloriesΒ so fuel your body with premium grade goodies.
Walk This Way –Walk, Stand, Sit AtΒ A Diagonal AngleΒ Β -From the runway catwalks to the red carpet, this trick gives the optical illusion of being extra slender and fitΒ from a two-dimensional plane perspective.Β Try to stand or sit on the diagonal, with aΒ small twist at the waistΒ as opposed to head-on positioning. Walk withΒ deliberate steps one footΒ directly in front of the other. ThisΒ cinches your waist automatically by slightly twisting itΒ in a fluid motion giving your frame a trim look while you walk.
No need for dousing on the cologne most women prefer the just showered fresh scent of soap and pheromones!
Lastly and Most Importantly…
Be Confident You’re FabulousΒ -So own it Baby!! Get comfy by baring it all more often. It’ll make you feel more spritely, free and frisky.Β Β Just don’t open any pickle jars in the nude.Β Β If you still don’t get that reference you know what your assignment is!
You are now ready to getΒ in the buffΒ for your mistressΒ Β worshipping in the nudeΒ on cam, and be erotically exposed, naked and needyΒ for me!
I love this post! It is so fun and very educating. I know a few guys and ladies that are not at all happy with they way they look, but little tips like these go a long way and even inspire them to try harder to get to the point where they are happy with they way their body is! I absolutely love this post and will have to share your tip and trick with my clients!
Oh thank you dear! I am glad these tips seem to help ease some of the anxiety subbies and pets may have π
Miss Fiona, I remember that particular episode of Seinfeld! Good and bad naked definitely do exist and if our submissive pets don’t want to offend the eyes of their Mistress, they must do their best to make sure they are presentable at all times! These are great tips to, thanks for the post π
lol Exactly! We do have discriminating taste as mistresses don’t we? We can’t help it we are voracious vixens with high standards π
If there’s one thing I love, it’s a good CFNM session. Watching someone on cam that looks confident and is visibly enjoying themselves while stroking for me makes it more fun for both of us. When you’re comfortable, it shows! Thanks for sharing these awesome tips, Miss Fiona! Great post!
I’m so happy you enjoyed it pretty lady. CFNM is one of my fave fetishes as well π
I remember that episode of Seinfeld too! Hilarious! Can I add one tip? For the sake of all that is holy, please use lighting other than a computer monitor on cam calls. Do you really want your winky to look blue and scary? Then please do follow Ms. Fiona’s advice and get some warm white bulbs! π
That is such a valid and helpful point hun. Blue balls are what we are use to expecting not blue winkies lol So true!
Awesome post Ms Fiona! Ah my favorite…the skin. I swear by coconut oil. I make my own skin products and each one contains coconut oil. It’s not only good for jerking off, it has so many uses. Second on the list is mood lighting. Aromatherapy candles add scent along with the flattery. So much attention to detail here, Ms Fiona. Thank you!
Oh wow Mistress mood inducing handmade goodies. How dreamy. What lucky subbies you have to be able to be teased by the aroma of your custom created scents and skin potions & lotions π
Ms. Fiona that picture of you with that naked hottie is awesome! I gotta agree with Ms. Cassandra coconut oil is like sent from heaven and is a great lubricant. Nothing like having a good naked subbie rubbing warm almond oil on your body π Great post!!!
Oh yes oiled up naked menfolk so lip-licking yummy! I’m in love with kama sutra’s oil of love pineapple coconut. It’s kissable sweet π
Ms Fiona I bow to you. You are truly the queen of wordplay. And what a GREAT message that anyone can benefit from. It can be easy to slip into bad habits in order to escape from the stress in our lives. When we do it long enough we become numb to just how serious the effects of those practices can be.
So take Fiona’s advice and get back to feeling amazing!
Oh that’s so kind of you to say sexy! And yes, bad habits are easy to fall into when we neglect ourselves and forget to properly pamper. I keep thinking of SNL Billy Crystal’s skit, “It’s better to look good than to feel good” -only I think when you feel good you automatically look good. π