Ah the joys of cum guzzling. While I doubt you will ever find a Good Housekeeping cookbook for ideas and recipes, I know it is a dick-a-cious indulgence for many of my subpups and pets.
Here are a few ways to enjoy:
- Take your peenie potion & make a invigorating summertime treat like cumiscles and iced cum cubes
- Make a masturbation Libation: slurp up your own jizz juice. You can slurp up that spoogie smoothie straight up or dulcify that dick spunk with a little cola.
- Sop up your home-brewed spunk like olive oil on French bread with a glass of wine
- Chug it or gargle; wash your dirty mouth out with it! 😉
- Try a Cuckie Cocktail: Your lovely lady and her bull’s sweetly combined pudding in a pussy pie garnish or fresh from the phallus faucet.
Of course the Cuckie Cocktail is an acquired palate that only the highly evolved stroker tongue can enjoy. Here are a few zety zingers for your naming your Cock-tails or Mocktails:
1. Pick your first or last name’s intital, your hot wife/gf or that of her bull stud
2. Select your b-day month or the anniversary of her getting fucked and making you a cuck
A Orgasmic
B Dirty dynamite
C Flaming
D Spicy Hot
E Devil’s
F Hellion’s
G Goody Two -shoes
H Tutti-slooty
I Humdinger
J Wanker
K Flapper Jack
L ambrosia
M Wiseguy
N Flying
O Astro
P Atomic
Q Wing-dinking
R Jilted Jezebel’s
S Bull Stud’s
T snickerdiddler
U Capt. Cock’s
V Ballistic
W Deep Blue
X Crazy Cuck’s
Y garnished jizz
Z Pearly slicker
JAN Tini
FEB Sparkler
MAR Tonic Slinger
APRIL Toddy
May Flaming Revenge
JUNE Twist
JULY Snapper Punch
AUGUST Elixir
SEPT Brew
OCT tickler
NOV Screamer
DEC Whirl
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