Have you had your daily dose of dick today? Hot and creamy over easy or straight up shot from the rocks. Get the silky spooge smoothie any way you can -fresh from the phallus challice! I send out a little interrogative email to some of my fave cocksucker callers and asked them the following:
“How do you get your cum kick? Any fave ways, recipes or special methods? Do you eat your own cum typically or mainly someone else’s? Please share for my blog post darlings!”
Responses
“I like to whip mine up in an electric milk frother directly after obtaining a batch. Just like the cream top of frappes. I guess that makes me a bit of a foodie cum snob. Best way to start your day is coffee with an added jolt” -Kayla Rose
“Double stuffed Oreo cum covered cookies! Mmmmm…..Now I’m craving some.” -Trevor
“Honestly I will take it any old way I can. I love feeling submissive under the strict direction and wishes of my Mistress. So however you say Miss. Fiona. I’m your submissive little cum slave. I’ll eat up every last bite of cum like you instruct from myself or any one of your man hunks you can spare.” -Kevin
“I like it in cuckie creampie form. A basic recipe that has always worked for me.” -Name Withheld
“Is this is invitation? May I please, please suck up some man milk Empress?? You are such a tease when you know I’m in chastity.” -Vanna K.
The Sum of Your Cum
FYI: Ejaculate contents vary depending on a man’s age, diet, and many other variables but there tends to be
semen (obviously 😉 ), ascorbic acid (vitamin C), water, fructose sugar, citric acid, phosphate & bicarbonate buffers, protein, enzymes. Nutritional value is pretty trivial unless you are getting vast amounts -so here’s to trying to 😉
There is a fairly high amount of zinc typically which is ideal for protein synthesis, optimizing physical performance and energizing the body. The emollient texture is soothing to the skin & it’s also a gluten free treat from the gonads. 😉
**Bonus Boner Tip: Don’t forget & neglect the balls when you suck cock. Even the best cock sucking lips can use a boost by incorporating using your tongue to brush back and forth on that little hidden section on the underside of the shaft all the ball to the bass of the sack. It’s the whole packaged deal and this goes for cocky connoisseurs as much as for the newly cock curious. 😉
Thanks for taking the time to respond Cum Crumpets and Cum-sumers!
Getting vast amounts of cum from a well-balanced diet is a dream I’d be after. I also have wondered if there are benefits of eating your own on a daily basis, something I’ve done for a number of years now. It sure can’t hurt and it certainly tastes good! Definitely dreaming of a large group of guys with full, nutritionally optimal balls full of cum that I can drain on a regular basis has me very, very excited!
It replenishes your fluids if nothing else and since it turns you on than the endorphins are fabulously healthful & helpful for stress-busting and overall well-being 😉
Hii fiona dear. your outstanding dear.. your style. your killer eyes. are killing me.. I like you and i love you . and I never forget you. I always dream of you. and I love you all photographs…..
You are sweet 🙂
xoxoxo you are adorable
Anyway I can new policy of mine is to never turn any cock away unless your schedule does not allow time.
That’s a great policy 😉
means?? Emily ??
explained in the response below 😉
Thru squirt.org or adultfriendfinder.com orcraigslist
Oh my!! 😉
hey you will be there. Emily???
A new kink friends connection 🙂
So, that’s why I get so low on zinc. It’s all my own loss from so much whacking off.
A little Cum eating recycling will help with that 😉
So many good ideas here, I can’t wait to use them with my cum gobbling subbies! You’ve certainly managed to whip the spoo suckers into a frenzy with this post, I can hear mouths watering and tummys rumbling all over the country as the collective jizz gulpers go searching for their next dose. 😉
So glad you enjoyed it gorgeous! I’m hoping it motivates some extra zealous masturbation action.
I LOVE this post, Ms. Fiona, and you’ve had so many excellent -and creative!- responses. If I might add to the mix and offer up a suggestion for those who enjoy a COCKtail or two after a HARD day: Why not enjoy a refreshing twist on some classics, like a Penis Colada, Sloe Jizz Fizz, Harvey Ballbanger or a good ol’ Rum and Cock! Oh! And don’t forget your highball glass… 😉
LMAO!! Love it! What a hot menu of naughty drinks. You are so fun hun!!
Fantastic post, Ms. Fiona! Cum is obviously an important part of any cocksucker’s diet. If there was a cocksucker food pyramid, it’d just be one big, white, sticky triangle. Cum eaters are some of my favorite callers; they always have some new, innovative way to gobble up that jizz. They’re cum gastronomists, no doubt.
LOL so very true lovely! Cum gastronomists I love it heehee
…”daily dose of dick,” oh, Ms. Fiona… I do love the name you’ve given to this desire that so many of our pets share. And your responders to the question of favorite ways of eating cum have provided some creative ideas for swallowing. Creating a cream top for coffee and covering cookies are great and I will be using them… and straight up, creampie, or sucking cock are all oldies but goodies and I’m glad to see them on the list!
We have so many fabulous pets in our community don’t we gorgeous?
like me you all are gogeous sweet HOT sweet heart, i love you all dearest,and nearest
🙂 Too sweet 😉
I am just learning to accept if “I cum, I must swallow it” I’m sure I’ll be learning to enjoy eating it in different ways.
That’s a good way to look at it. 😉