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Bear With Me

 Naughty Paws and Missed Calls

Hello my pets! I currently am trying to sort out some technical issues with my Plantronics landline phones.  One of my dear little naughty pets (of the four-legged whiskered variety) chomped clear through my headset wires a few weeks ago.  Upon replacing it and using my backup’s slightly older model’s base and charger, I erroneously thought the problem was simply solved.  However, while both are compatible they don’t charge each other completely.  So the charge has been leaking out of them abruptly and at the most inopportune times despite being seemingly full bar & fully charged. I can hear the ring but can’t pick up without it disconnecting.

So Bear with Me than Bare it All to Me;)

So my little cum-cuties and stroker sluts, please know if you have had a hard time getting through I’m really not trying to play hard to get. I just have been having trouble keeping my line ringing without the charge shooting its load before I reach it.  Luck for me though, one of my tech savvy sluts is going to come by and make sure everything is up and ready for calls tonight.  I’ll be sure when we speak you’ll be heard loud and clear so get ready to play! Think of this brief pause as edging and delayed gratification inspiration!


In the meantime I’m gonna revisit Paul Newman via Cool Hand Luke

8 comments to Bear With Me

  • spotty

    Great GIF Ms Fiona! Ever see the car wash scene from “Cool Hand Luke”?

  • Fiona

    Of course! It’s classic

  • I’m sorry to hear this Ms Fiona, do you have a rabbit or a bad kitty. Mercury is retrograde doing a number on communication, so hold tight it goes direct tomorrow. I have a Plantronics headset phone, and the headset goes in a drawer after each workday cuz I have a bad little kitty that thinks she’s a rabbit.

    • Fiona

      I have a kitty too! Maybe he’s part rabbit. He has the little thumper back paws. Funny thing is my dog doesn’t chew as much as my cats.

  • Well, Ms. Fiona, you’re such a hot little tease that I thought you were going to say that your sexy voice got your phone so overheated that it just shorted right out on you! Regardless of anything that might keep you from your loyal, loving, and dedicated pets, I know they will always be waiting patiently on you and the attention they crave from you.

    On another note, I’m glad to hear that there IS still something that my mischievous fur babies haven’t gotten into yet. I suppose all the towers and toys were better investments than I thought!

    • Fiona

      My gosh they are little devils sometimes! I even pretend that the toys I buy them aren’t really for them to try and reverse-psychologically trick them but they are totally on to me. I finally figured out how to put my phone in a woven “shark-cage” box that has room for the cord to coil into it while leaving little exposure to kitty fangs but can still safely reach the wall outlet.

  • Oh goodness, I can relate the the four paws cuties creating havoc! I just moved to a new home with hardwood floors, and now the meows just echo like never before–and of course, they always choose phone calls to chat with me! And what is it about wires and sharp little teeth? You never figure out what’s happened until the most inopportune moments, do you? Good luck getting all that sorted out, Ms. Fiona! 🙂

    • Fiona

      Yes! Me too. I thought having hardwood floors was win-win with having pets but wow the echo of paws is real! They sound like a herd of buffalo when it’s chow time

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