About Me: Your Phone Fantasy Pixie

Your Phone Fantasy Pixie -Mwaahhh xoxoxo

Mwaahhh xoxoxo




 “And though she be but little, she is fierce”. -William Shakespeare

Take a look around and welcome to my cyber boudoir….my own private little den of debauched inequity. Like I’d imagine all of us kinsksters, I’m constantly carving out my own niche. Originally, I hail from the East Coast and make it my everlasting mission to explore my environs. This often leads to many misadventures, madcap hilarity, and at times seductive interludes and I’m looking forward to confiding to you where my yellow brick road (or in my case my iridescent, gem-encrusted, and glitter-sprinkled rainbow road) leads. You may follow the path if you think you keep up with the pace.   I’m a Miscellaneous Muse and Merry Mistress Iconoclast and skip effortlessly between my capricious whims.

-While typically having a bodacious enthusiasm, I am still mature enough to enjoy a more psychological/intellectual seduction and approach to flirtation and Goddess Mistress/Femdom worship.

-I love femme fun and girl talk, cuckolding, and coerced bi are all immensely enjoyable to me. Often men underestimate the power this little Pixie has but rest assured, I pack quite a punch and if you don’t believe me, then the element of surprise still reigns supreme and makes it all the easier to blindside you. I can’t wait to regale the tale of how I became a Femdom in my blog of Mistress Memoirs which chronicles cocksuckers, cuckolds, cross-dressings fun, conquests and much more!

Fast Facts and Quick Stats:

~*Fiona la Femme Fatale*~

Birthday Month: January 23-I’m an Aquarius if you are into that sort of thing.

My LDW Enchantrix Anniversary  is July 1st.

Location: Your wet dreams 😉 and the rest of the time ping-ponging around DELMARVA and DC

Kinks: I’m game for all we do here at the empire

Pronouns: She/Her I hold safe space for all people of all sexual orientation, identities and gender expressions.

Movies: How to Steal a Million, Harold and Maude, Labyrinth, The Imposters, all the Ghostbusters movies, Hustler, Criss Cross, Death Becomes Her, Corruption, Young Frankenstein, Jaws

Recently Read Fave Books: Tuck Everlasting, The Mists of Avalon, Jane Eyre, Swan Song, If You Want To Write, Little Women, Strangers On a Train, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Blind Assassin, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Ghost Story, Harvest Home, Boy’s Life, The Female Assumption, The Once and Future Goddess, Finite and Infinite Games   

Food: Extra Spicy Twiced Baked Mac & Cheese Florentine and Crème Brûlée Cupcakes for Dessert (vegan versions).

Voice Samples: Check It Out

Color:  The whole damn rainbow! OK, I’ll settle for Periwinkle or more aptly peri-twinkle since I love glitter ;).

Flowers: Passion Flowers; Alien-like and exotic. I also especially love wildflowers; I appreciate their tenacity.

Sport: Ball-busting both in the batting cages and in between the sheets 😉

Hobbies: When not taming menfolk into subbies, or playing with my boy-toy pets, I love

singing in the shower, going to the beach for a swim, drawing/doodling,

botanical photography, DIY crafting, jewelry-design, reading, music, hiking, movies

Music: Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Queen, Miles Davis, David Bowie, Duke Ellington, Rory Gallagher, Mary Prankster, Heart, Peggy Lee, Evil Stig, Pink Floyd, Rush, Blondie, April Smith and the Great Picture Show, Led Zeppelin, Joni Mitchell, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Patsy Cline, Janis Joplin, Janis Ian, Dolly Parton, Guess Who, Cat Stevens, Jim Croce, Gordon Lightfoot

Little nibblets and tidbits about me:

– I am ready and willing to talk and listen, guide you through sensual journeys, or just banter back and forth with you. I enjoy every fetish we specialize in here at the Empire and am constantly learning new fun ways to explore erotica. 

-Are you shy? No prob! I enjoy shy guys and drawing you out of your shell. Sexytexting is one of my specialties. I love connecting on a deep level with my phone friends and can lend a sympathetic ear whenever needed.

-Meditations with a sexy Tantric twist and Chakra work are my current areas of study. I’m an autodidact and student in this respect mostly but I also take many classes and seminars with a focus on mind/body/spirit work and erotic healing so I’d love to share what I’ve learned.

-I love getting emails especially from those of you who want something super-specific. This way I can make sure when you call to be at the ready and revving to rumble with ya. So any role-playing, scene-setting, special considerations, preferences, and answers to your questions can be addressed. I am an email whiz when it comes to rapid responses & I love a challenging character to portray.

-Tell me all about what makes you hot –so that I can then let you pick your poison laced within your ultimate pleasure.

-Some guys prefer a more sensual approach and I tend to typically as well. I love role-playing rendezvous, vanilla (but with sprinkles on top), being catered to, dressing-up femmes, convincing guys to do by bidding, and the general wreaking of havoc. 

Diva of Decadence

 Indulge in your ultimate phone fantasy

Pay No Attention to That Mistress With a Heart of Gold Behind the Latex and Lace.

A  matter very close to my heart is self-acceptance. While I love driving you wild, stirring your pot, making you all matter of hot and bothered, I want to make sure all my phone confidantes feel safe ultimately and trust that while I am all game for humiliation kinks and goading as a means of arousal if that is what turns you on, I want to be clear that every single one of you should feel like a pioneer of pride, not shame in your life choices, and/or physical attributes.

Being Raw and Real

You can rest assured that I don’t judge, patronize, pity or look down on anyone. Nor do I as a mistress, let the social stigma of my professional area of expertise stifle my style. I give respect and in turn am respected. And I care deeply about all of you just like I do about my distance subs and friends as well as my subbies in  “life-action/in-the-flesh”.

It takes a lot of strength emotionally to be submissive and ultimately my power as a Domme lies in making you WANT to adhere to my whims.   Eve didn’t shove the apple down Adam’s throat -she seduced it into him 😉 Being open to me  and communicating about your hard limits is imperative as well as your understanding and identification of them as they may evolve is paramount.

Patroness of Perversity


 While I do appreciate and am fully capable of a strict-mode and humiliation phone fun, although I am aware this is an acquired taste. Someimes even physical pain play is easier for many to understand as a means to extrapolate erotic pleasure than emotional/verbal/psychological humiliation pain play.

I take my domming duties very seriously and would never violate the trust of my subbies . So two important facts to keep in mind:

1. I never post blogs about submissives without permission from them.

2. Humiliation sessions are used as  a tool for erotic pleasure & healing catharsis and not a way to break anyone down or degrade them beyond the realm of their own desires and kinks and will only be conducted on the pets that seek and specifically request them.

Phone Fantasy and Support

  Providing  support/an ear to listen, is also essential to offer when needed and isn’t precluded from the former. I love both elements and am willing to go in many directions with you wholeheartedly. Genuinely, I get hot using you as my plaything,  I just err on the side of caution until I get to know you and can sense what is the best path in the moment. A good mistress is still able to and should support, care for, nurture, as well as challenge, tease and playfully taunt.

 There is a difference between abuse and domination. The emotional and physical health of my submissives is of the utmost importance to me.Otherwise you are rendered useless to serve me after all. 😉

Once I determine you can in fact handle hardcore and it’s indeed desired, then I’ll unleash it thoroughly as I see fit. The magic is there for me only when I know I am causing you to be cast under my spell of sensual seduction and this happens easier after a connection has a chance to be formed and built on a solid foundation.

When Hardcore is What’s In Store for your Phone Fantasy

While it’s not my standard style, rest assured, I am completely able to unleash full-on, amped-up, force-of-natural mistress play, as many can attest.  This isn’t some cheap trick or gimmick I perform though. I hold a reservoir of stealthy power; a quiet storm I can thrust upon your senses, however, I never yell, true strength doesn’t need to bludgeon, it artfully sneaks up and pounces before you even know what hit you. So, If  I deem you are experienced enough, have had some proper training and  are  in need of a volatile,  mercurial mistress, then sissy, get on your knees and beg me!

**Don’t worry pets, our conversations are strictly confidential unless you expressly permit me to blog about you.**


The Vixen of Verbosity 


 fiona black rose

Proust Questionnaire:

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Other than orgasms I’d say floating in the ocean while stargazing.

What is your most marked characteristic?

My perceived sweetness -but don’t be fooled 😉

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

The ongoing process of learning to get out of my own way. Some days are easier than others. I also have been swimming with sharks and belly-dancing with boa constrictors and managed not to get eaten (but that’s not an achievement so much as good fortune).

What is your greatest fear?

Reliving my catholic schooling years. Seriously, I still get nightmares.

What historical figure do you most identify with?

Well, I don’t know if I identify with her so much as I would have loved to have been her friend: Dorothy Parker

Which living person do you most admire?

My parents for being able to put up with me as a teen.

Who are your heroes in real life?

My rescue animals who actually have rescued me more than the other way around.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Impatience -it really makes me lose my temper. lmao…must be the brat in me.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?


What is your favorite journey?

Being homeward bound for the holidays

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?


Which word or phrases do you most overuse?

Ambiguity. Maybe because there is so much of it in life. Or slutpup -again maybe because there are just so many in life? 

What is your greatest regret?
Waiting so long to dabble in cooking. I wish I had paid attention to my grandmother’s skill so I didn’t inherent her natural talent but I am learning to enjoy the process.

What is your current state of mind?

Miscellaneous, tangential but content

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?

I live with three lovable furballs. These four-legged family members are great but lack a snooze-button.

What is your most treasured possession?

All my man-pets.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?

Waiting at the Department of Motor Vehicles in an endless line.

Where would you like to live?

Seaside -but just far enough/high enough to not get flooded out during a storm.

What is your favorite occupation?


What is the quality you most like in a man?


What is the quality you most like in a woman?


What are your favorite names?

Slutpup and cocksucker
What is your motto?
A man with a ball-gag in his mouth never says the wrong thing
Who or what is the greatest love of your life?
Myself (at least I’m honest).
Which talent would you most like to have?
Shape-shifting -it would just be too fun and a great way to wreck havoc. 
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

Maude from Harold and Maude What is it that you most dislike?


Stay Tuned!